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Friday, May 14, 2010

They bore me to tears too. Want to join my Empire?

Hmmm. Do I get a cute uniform?

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Very boringly, what do you find most boring?

When I wore glasses -- and was therefore smart -- most things bored me to tears. People, politics, culture, etc.

Now that I have contacts and my IQ has dropped 10 points, the world is suddenly a fascinating place full of interesting people.

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I asked you a question. I was polite enough to answer yours.....sir?

Sheesh! Which question ... What's my story? Oh, you know. I'm just some guy who says stuff and does things sometimes. Either that or I'm le Comte de Saint Germain. At this point, your guess is as good as mine.

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Ask me a question...are you not curious?

Oh, good grief. A) I am far too self-absorbed to ask other people questions. B) I am also far too concerned with being liked not to. What a conundrum.

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how are your contact lenses going darling? :)

You know, it took a couple of weeks, but it's now at the point where I am largely unaware of their presence. There was an awkward transition period when neither contacts nor glasses felt right, but luckily that has passed.

Interesting note: My IQ seems to have dropped. I guess glasses really do make you smarter. ;)

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Thursday, May 6, 2010

What literary character do you find most similar to yourself?

Hmmm. Interesting. Maybe Sherlock Holmes meets Artemis Fowl with a dash of Bertie Wooster and a smidge of Buggs Bunny.

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