Do you find vampires just a bit overrated and boring? Besides that, what has been haunting you most lately, you know, those haunting thoughts that sometimes ooze into your sub-conscious and slap you conscious?

I've never been attracted to parasites, supernatural or otherwise. Besides, everybody knows vampires smell and have terrible taste in music.

What haunts me? Well there's a funny, flippant answer and there's the truth.

I've been haunted recently by the sound of banjos playing in the distance and the muffled voices of angry old white men shouting about Jesus and taxes and ni***rs and homasexshuls -- perhaps I've been paying too close attention to the whole Tea Party phenomenon. (shudder)

But in truth, what haunts me is what I suspect haunts many -- the fear that I am alone, and will remain alone, truly alone, forever.

'Cause I roll all existential like that.

Ask me anything